MacGruber
Vladmir Kozlov made his return to WWE Raw on Monday night to protest his treatment by the guest hosts as of late.
He had Jerry Lawler read a prepared statement that crapped all over the state of New Jersey.
Actually, the segment was pretty funny. Kozlov is much more effective when he has somebody else reading for him.
After he was done the cast of MacGruber appeared in character. MacGruber came out with an American flag just like Hacksaw Jim Duggan. His assistant, Vicki St. Elmo, then read a prepared statement.
She announced that CM Punk, Luke Gallows and Chris Jericho will face Triple H, Rey Mysterio and Edge in the main event.
MacGruber went on talk about Kozlov’s mother and more specifically her uterus. Nice.
Kozlov got a match against R-Truth who came out only to be inadvertently blown up by MacGruber.
The Russian Assassin will instead face the guest host later tonight.
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